Toddlers would fail sobriety tests

This one time, Docling pointed out that toddlers walked like inebriates.

My outlook has never been the same.

She has regretted comparing the way toddlers and drunk adults walk ever since.

And don't argue.  If we gave any one toddler a sobriety test, they would fail miserably.  That's why they're not allowed to drive.  That and the whole reaching the pedals thing.  Seeing over the dash...  and object consistency. 

There's a lot of things working against them, now that I think about it.